danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

So that’s how you feel?
African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works


scumkill:

she loves flowers

(Source: slowlikehoney420)


theroguefeminist:

cringing:

birdvswindowpane:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

themaskednegro:

fuckedupgal:

themodifiedlife:

ndnickerson:

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

there’s so much racism here with how they change rihanna’s nose

(Source: bright-happy-healthy)


inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle)


(Source: lawyerupasshole)


samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

(Source: hate)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte)